Kool Keith comes back with another album that pretty much flops. The bars are shoddy. The beats are pretty out there. One good thing I can say is that the concept was pretty dope. He pretty much just talks about zipping around the universe in a spaceship and banging chicks. It definitely has an otherworldly, yet somehow pimp vibe to the whole thing. The mainstream rap listener will definitely not get into this at all. I would place this one waaaayyy on the back burner. It’s not going to go over well.


OVERALL RATING: 0.5 out of 5 Cheesesteaks


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Kool Keith & Thetan - Space Goretex


Kool Keith delivers another project. There’s a lot wrong here and a few things that are right. As far as the rhymes, Kool Keith is all the way out in left field. Totally weird rhymes all over that don’t make sense. It doesn’t sound hot at all. There are way too many tracks on this project. At 19 tracks, that is overload, especially if the majority of it is trash. It is hard to get through all that. One thing that was good was probably the features. In every case, the features outshined Keith without a doubt. The one feature that stood out the most was Dane Uno. He just seemed to do so much of a better job at being an actual MC spitting rhymes. The production on here is slightly different. You definitely get some futuristic Casio keyboard type beats, but at some points, it actually sounds halfway dope. This is not a project that is for everyone. In fact, it’s not for most people. I’m sure there are some fans out there that will appreciate it, but I don’t know any of them.


OVERALL RATING: 1 out of 5 Cheesesteaks


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Kool Keith - Total 5


Another horribly disappointing record from Kool Keith. I was not feeling this one at all. Maybe this is not meant for me, but it was straight trash. I don’t know if I am just not getting the concepts of his albums or what. The lyrics are trash. Every verse is just hyper-sexual, space-age, out-there, trash. Just not feeling it at all. The beats are pretty much the same way. I don’t think there is anything on here that is pushing the culture forward at all. There is nothing remarkable or memorable. There is nothing that I am going to put on repeat or tell someone else to listen to. I don’t know if there is a market out there for people who would like this stuff, but it would be interesting to find out who is into this stuff. Hard pass on this one.

OVERALL RATING: 0.5 out of 5 Cheesesteaks

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Kool Keith - Controller Of Trap


This album was just terrible all around. I know Dr. Octagan aka Kool Keith is probably an acquired taste and something designed for a niche audience only. I am not in that audience. This was weird all around. I know that is probably what it was supposed to be, but I definitely missed the point. The rhymes were trash. The beats were even worse than trash. This is not something that you want to even get remotely close to. Throw this album straight into the sewer and thank me for helping you to dodge the bullet on this steaming pile of garbage.

OVERALL RATING: 0 out of 5 Cheesesteaks

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