BLACK EYED PEAS – ELEVATION

This album is straight trash. It was painful to even get through this hunk of garbage. Song after song, and they just keep getting worse as you go through. Every song tries to be an international club banger. The lyrical ability demonstrated on this project is basically 0. Anyone can repeat a word or phrase over and over again. There is no depth at all on here. The beats are simplistic and have no soul to them at all. I can’t score this album low enough. The Black Eyed Peas when they started and the Black Eyed Peas now are two different groups. Put this album in the nearest fire and do the world a favor.


OVERALL RATING: 0 out of 5 Cheesesteaks


#blackeyedpeas #bep #beps #iamwill #william #taboo #tabbep #apldeap #fergie #elevation


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KENDRICK LAMAR – MR. MORALE & THE BIG STEPPERS

Kendrick Lamar created a lot of hype with this new album but the painful truth is that this album is a steaming hot pile of dog shit. It’s so weird and so out there that it is virtually unlistenable. All the hype and all the talk and comments surrounding how great he is are all false. It was painful to get through this album. From song to song, I just wanted it to be over. It’s almost like he is trying to be weird just for the sake of being weird. This album is trash and anyone that tells you differently is lying to themselves. It’s not the hip-hop that we want as a culture. Get this stuff outta here.


OVERALL RATING: 0 out of 5 Cheesesteaks


#kendricklamar #topdawgentertainment #tde #mrmorale&thebigsteppers #mrmoraleandthebigsteppers #mmatbs


MACHINE GUN KELLY – LOCKDOWN SESSIONS

3 tracks. Terrible rapper. Already murdered by Eminem so basically a walking corpse. I can hardly even call him a rapper anymore since he is a sellout and switches up styles just to get a paycheck. He doesn’t even know who he is. No integrity at all. Whack beats that sound like everything else out there. This is definitely not a good project at all. Throw it in the trash.

OVERALL RATING: 0 out of 5 Cheesesteaks

#machinegunkelly #mgk #badboy #lockdownsessions

RAS KASS & V1C – THERE IS NO OPPONENT

These are 3 songs that were already released on 2 of his previous projects. I have no idea why they are putting them out. Ras Kass is a God level MC and I don’t know why he would waste his time being on a project with this guy. Hopefully he is just getting a check. V1C is awful on the mic and never needs to rap ever again. Please save our ears and get another job. ANY other job. This is straight trash. Skip over completely.


OVERALL RATING: 0 out of 5 Cheesesteaks


#raskass #killthemessenger #bardom #v1c #thereisnoopponent #tino


TORY LANEZ – WHEN IT’S DARK

Tory Lanez is pretty trash when it comes to lyrics. We’ve seen it time and time again. There are very few times when I have actually heard him spitting at a higher level. This latest project is just more trash to try to keep himself relevant out here. Nobody out here is fiending to hear new Tory Lanez, I can assure you. The bars are trash. The beats are trash. Keep this in the garbage can where it belongs. Tory Lanez needs to go be an Amazon package delivery guy. That is the only way he is keeping anyone happy.


OVERALL RATING: 0 out of 5 Cheesesteaks


#torylanez #swave #swavey #swavenation #toronto #whenitsdark #wid


SAFAREE – IDGAF

Safaree drops a terrible new record with this latest one. This one really has no redeeming value at all. There really isn’t anything on here to save it. The bars are trash. He isn’t saying anything repeat-worthy at all. The production is trash. This is not a record you will be hearing in any clubs or beating out the back of anyone’s car. Don’t download it, share it, or anything. It is definitely not worth it. He definitely lived up to the title of the record because he didn’t give a fuck when putting this heap together.


OVERALL RATING: 0 out of 5 Cheesesteaks


#safaree #iamsafaree #stuntgang #bde #idgaf


TORY LANEZ – WE OUTSIDE

Tory Lanez gives us 5 songs of pure steaming trash. These songs shouldn’t have been made. He’s just awful with the bars. The beats are terrible. There is no value in this project at all. No sane person would waste their time with this piece of garbage. Tory Lanez, please go get a job at UPS or Burger King or Lowes or something.


OVERALL RATING: 0 out of 5 Cheesesteaks


#torylanez #swave #swavey #swavenation #toronto #weoutside


TORY LANEZ – DAYSTAR

I don’t know if there are harsh enough words to describe what this idiot did. First, you allegedly shoot a woman in the foot. Then you release an album about it in the wake of the Breona Taylor court case outcome? What kind of low-down, slimy, backwards, new-age, fuckboy, spoiled brat ass shit is this?? I judge albums fairly here, so let’s try to do that. Overall, the lyrics are pretty whiny. He blames everyone else for his problems because he is a young boy that takes no responsibility for what he has allegedly done. That is a true sign of not being mature at all. There is no accountability in his rhymes. Sure, his flow might be halfway decent, but when you are spewing garbage, does it really matter? The production on here is subpar. There really isn’t anything I am putting on repeat. There might be a track or two where the beat was ok, but for the most part, this is going to be forgettable. Honestly, we really shouldn’t even be giving this album any shine at all. For the culture, and for the decency for people, and because it is the right thing to do, you know what this idiot is getting. Next time, don’t allegedly shoot women and have some respect for the fallen you fuckboy.


OVERALL RATING: 0 out of 5 Cheesesteaks


#torylanez #swave #swavey #swavenation #toronto #daystar


HELL RELL & GHOST THE INCREDIBLE – 2020 BEST OF ME

This is an insanely horrible album. First of all, the name Ghost The Incredible is false advertising. There is nothing incredible about this MC. You have to have incredible patience to even get through this entire record. I did not have that patience. I don’t even know why they say that Hell Rell is a part of this. He is featured on maybe 3 songs. What a dumb idea for Hell Rell to even get on this mess. I guess maybe that the money is running low and some low level rapper that managed to get his hands on some cash made Hell Rell hop on this mess of a project. Ghost the Incredible should never ever rap again. Please, for the love of God, hang it up already. Go and get a job mopping the floor at your nearest convenience center. Don’t ever write rhymes again, please. The rhymes are super trash. The beats aren’t much better. The only one that stood out was the reworking of Jay-Z’s “Dynasty Intro” on “Sippin Pain.” Other than that, this album is a complete dumpster fire. Don’t even google this mess.

 

OVERALL RATING: 0 out of 5 Cheesesteaks

 

#hellrell #therealhellrell #diplomats #dipset #byrdgang #harlem #ghosttheincredible #2020bestofme

 

Hell Rell & Ghost The Incredible - 2020 Best Of Me

NICK CANNON – THE MISEDUCATION OF THE NEGRO YOU LOVE TO HATE

Nick Cannon delivers an absolutely horrible mixtape. Aside from “Gigolo,” Nick Cannon’s rap “career ” has been God awful. Every joke they tell on Wildin Out about Nick rapping is 110% accurate. He never takes the hint though and keeps trying to rap for some reason. His bars are whack. His flow is garbage. Every song has autotune on it. The beats are terrible. He is trying to sound like a lot of these mumble rappers out here today. Why would you even want to sound like that?? This is just terrible all around. Don’t ever waste your time on such a monstrosity. Nick, you need to stop rapping immediately. You are terrible at it. Let the rappers who actually are good at it do it. Stop trying to be something you are not. You are hurting all of our ears and wasting our time.

 

OVERALL RATING: 0 out of 5 Cheesesteaks

 

#nickcannon #ncredible #ncrediblegang #themiseducationofthenegroyoulovetohate #tmotnylth

 

Nick Cannon - The Miseducation Of The N You Love To Hate

KHUJO GOODIE – FEED THE LIONS, VOL. 1

This was a pretty terrible album all around. I wouldn’t even really call this a Khujo project, but rather a collection of not-as-talented artists thrown together on a mess of an album. There are a ton of features on here and I’d say the vast majority of them are basically unknown. That is probably for a reason as you will hear. As far as the rhymes go, there isn’t anything salvageable at all on here. The beats are pretty much the same story. A lot of them are simplistic trap beats that don’t really do anything for the listener. Definitely don’t waste your time on this hunk of junk. Just chuck this one right out the window or better yet, feed it to the nearest lion because real rap fans aren’t going to like this one.

 

OVERALL RATING: 0 out of 5 Cheeseseaks

 

#khujo #khujogoodie #goodiemob #atlanta #feedthelionsvol1 #feedthelions #ftl

 

Khujo Goodie - Feed The Lions Vol. 1

REDMAN & JAYCEEOH (1000 VOLTS) – POWER UP EP

Redman is a legend out here but this project is straight trash. I wouldn’t even use this project to clean a toilet. Redman has spit countless classic bars throughout his entire career, but the ones on here are overshadowed by the production. This electronic, dubstep crap is just awful. It pretty much sounds like a transformer having a seizure. Fans of Redman, you will do well to stay away from this project all together. Don’t pick it up. Don’t listen to it. Don’t even give it a chance. Throw this straight in your glad bag and tie the string up. Put this out for the garbage man to deal with.

 

OVERALL RATING: 0 out of 5 Cheesesteaks

 

#redman #therealredman #brickcity #newjersey #jersey #dirtyjerz #jayceeoh #1000volts #powerup #powerupep

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SUPREME ALLAH – RZA’S DISCIPLE

The tape is trash. I saw the stamp from the RZA on here and it made me wanna listen to it. I’m sure it was the intent by putting him on the cover. So yes, I got duped. What a waste of time this was. The rhymes are whack. He sounds like literally any other soundcloud rapper out there today. There aren’t any rewind-worthy bars on here at all. This sounds like such amateur garbage. The beats aren’t good either. You’re not really getting anything that you are going to listen to again on here. It’s all just one huge waste of time. Don’t get fooled by this one at all. It is not worth it in the least.

 

OVERALL RATING: 0 out of 5 Cheesesteaks

 

#supremeallah #primeomegacannons #comradleader #comradcampleader #rzasdisciple

 

Supreme Allah - RZA's Disciple

CANIBUS & MARTY MCKAY – MATRIX THEORY I EP

This was a god awful mess of a project. Why this even came out, we will never know. The problem that has plagued Canibus forever is the beats that he gets on and he found the worst ones to ever get on here with this project. He teams up with a seemingly garbage producer Marty McKay and the rest is just an absolute train wreck. I suppose if you took the lyrics that Canibus and featured artist Chris Rivers spit off of this project and just let them stand alone, you could see the complexity of the rhymes. When you put them on this mess of an EP, it just completely drowns them in a toilet of chaos. At only 4 tracks, it just made me wonder who in their right mind would think that this was a good project to put out. Canibus is the man, but for the love of God, go get some better beats.

 

OVERALL RATING: 0 out of 5 Cheesesteaks

 

#canibus #darealcanibus #ripthejacker #matrixtheory #matrixtheory1 #matrixtheoryi #martymckay

 

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BLACK EYED PEAS – MASTERS OF THE SUN VOL. 1

No one at all is checking for the Black Eyed Peas. No one. The streets aren’t looking for this. The clubs aren’t looking for this. You will not find the Black Eyed Peas on the side of a milk carton because no one at all is looking for them. That being said, this album is not good. You can tell they try to spit some bars but, they are so simplistic, it’s laughable. On every song, I just found myself wishing it was over. The beats are pretty much the same thing. I think they try to shoot for that old school vibe with beats and samples, but it just sounds like garbage. I’ve heard worse albums over the years, but this one is pretty damn bad. I know they have potential to make something at least halfway decent, but they just don’t do that anymore. Throw this record in your garbage disposal and just hope that your disposal doesn’t get offended by it.

 

OVERALL RATING: 0 out of 5 Cheesesteaks

 

#blackeyedpeas #bep #beps #iamwill #william #mastersofthesun #mastersofthesun1 #mastersofthesunvol1 #mots #motstour

 

Black Eyed Peas - Masters Of The Sun Vol. 1

QUENTIN MILLER – X.X.

C’mon man, seriously, stop being silly with this. If you want to hear what it sounds like to hear a man gargle for the length of a mixtape, then this is the album for you. Quentin’s bars are whack. They sound like a dumpster fire. It honestly sounds like he is just gargling on some kind of liquid (pause) for this entire project. We don’t wanna hear that at all. The beats on here are pretty much whack as hell too. No one is bumping this in their car at all. I can promise you that. This project was forgotten about the second after it dropped. The only track on here that I would even remotely give any credit for would be “Lost In It All.” This one has a bit of a melody to it, but still has all the same annoying qualities I just mentioned. Do yourself a favor and go watch grass grow instead of listening to this steaming pile of MC feces.

OVERALL RATING: 0 out of 5 Cheesesteaks

#quentinmiller #quentin__miller #newqm #xx #x.x.

Quentin Miller - X.X.

BIZARRE – PILL GOD

In the world of science, there is a term called absolute zero. This is the term used for the lowest temperature possible. There is absolutely no way of getting any lower than this number. This is what I would use to explain how bad this album is. This is the absolute lowest that you can get in rap music. Bizarre is God-awful on the mic. The bars are some of the worst I have ever heard. There are probably mute people that can rap better than Bizarre. The beats on this album are trash. All guest features are trash. There is absolutely no redeeming quality on this entire project. I’m mad that my ears actually didn’t force themselves shut upon hearing this monstrosity.

OVERALL RATING: 0 out of 5 Cheesesteaks

#bizarre #bizarred12 #bizarresworld #d12 #d-12 #dirtydozen #pillgod #detroit

Bizarre - Pill God

DICE RAW – THE NARRATIVE

This was an absolute garbage album from front to back. There was not one ounce of a redeeming quality on this monstrosity. This was like if you picked up a piece of trash from the garbage and turned it into a some kind of crappy folk song sung by Creedence Clearwater Revival meets horrible attempts at rap music. I know Dice Raw is a Philly native and down with the Roots crew so I know his place in rap history, but this is just a terrible offering. I couldn’t even find one song worth listening to on this enormous 29 track piece of crap. There were tons of worthless skits. Every song is basically the same. I get the need for social justice, but it gets tiring hearing the same songs over and over again on some kill whitey stuff. Do yourself a favor and erase this album out of anything you may have it stored on. Let’s forget this one ever happened.

OVERALL RATING: 0 out of 5 Cheesesteaks

#diceraw #thenarrative #theroots #rootscrew

Dice Raw - The Narrative

DR. OCTAGON (KOOL KEITH) – MOOSEBUMPS: AN EXPLORATION INTO MODERN DAY HORRIPILATION

This album was just terrible all around. I know Dr. Octagan aka Kool Keith is probably an acquired taste and something designed for a niche audience only. I am not in that audience. This was weird all around. I know that is probably what it was supposed to be, but I definitely missed the point. The rhymes were trash. The beats were even worse than trash. This is not something that you want to even get remotely close to. Throw this album straight into the sewer and thank me for helping you to dodge the bullet on this steaming pile of garbage.

OVERALL RATING: 0 out of 5 Cheesesteaks

#koolkeith #ultraman7000 #droctagon #blackelvis #drdooom #moosebumps

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DAME DASH – HONOR UP VOL. 2

This second volume for the movie Honor Up is straight up trash from beginning to end. Dame Dash’s new label Bluroc Records showcases a bunch of new artists on here and it is pretty safe to say that this label is in for some trouble. There aren’t any talented rappers on here at all. The lyrics are garbage and boring throughout. The beats aren’t that much better either. There is nothing that is of replay value at all. You would think Dame would be used to the high quality work of his past partner Jay-Z, but all of this work on this album is on the complete opposite side of the spectrum. This is just awful music all around. What makes it worse is the fact that you have Dame Dash boasting all over the project of how great Bluroc Records is and how they are going to be the future of the game. As far as I can tell, they only thing that they will see in the future is the delete button after people listen to their trash artists. Throw this album away as fast as possible.

OVERALL RATING: 0 out of 5 Cheesesteaks

#damedash #honorup #honorup2 #honorupvol2 #bluroc #blurocrecords #rocafella #harlem

Dame Dash - Honor Up Vol. 2

MASTER P – TONY MANTANA

Master P delivers another project. This album is the equivalent of taking your full trash can and just dumping it all over your house. This album is straight whack from front to back. There is nothing of value on here at all. The rhymes are terrible. The beats are terrible. P and his fellow artists that he has on this project sound terrible as they try to mimic the same trap rhymes and flows that are so prevalent in rap music today. It’s pretty shameful to even put a project out of this low quality. If you see somebody listening to this album, take it from them and delete it or chuck it out into traffic. They might be mad at first but they will thank you later.

OVERALL RATING: 0 out of 5 Cheesesteaks

#masterp #masterpmiller #tonymantana #tonymontana #nolimitboys #nolimit #nolimitforever #icecreamman #tru #boutitboutit #makeemsayuhhh

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HELL RELL & SPUD MACK – C.M.F.R.

This project should have been called S.H.I.T. because that is what it is. I don’t know who told Spud Mack that he can rap, but please, for the love of God could one of his loved ones tell him that this line of work is not for him. Stick to the day job of waiting tables or something. In the classic B.I.G. advice, UPS is hiring. Put that mic down and step away and never touch it again. His rhymes were awful and he even managed to bring down the level of Hell Rell as well. He was always pretty good as a Dipset member but Hell Rell, this was not a good move for you my brother. The beats are all but trash on here. Every song I was thinking, “God I can’t wait for this to be over.” Do yourself a huge favor and hit every fast forward button you can on this one. Straight trash.

OVERALL RATING: 0 out of 5 Cheesesteaks

#hellrell #therealhellrell #ruga #mrrugadashoota #diplomats #dipset #harlem #spudmack #spudmackneasy #doncannon #no1cosigner #cmfr

Hell Rell & Spud Mack

SOLOMON CHILDS – DON’T ASK PERMISSION, ASK FOR FORGIVENESS

This album was pretty much just awful all around. The lyrical ability was bad. I mean really bad. There is nothing at all that you are going to want to rewind on here. You will pretty much just be wishing it was over from the moment you start it. The beats were trash. Nobody in their right mind is bumping this at all. There is virtually no replay value in this record at all. This is by far one of the worst records I have ever reviewed. The only track I think has a decent beat is probably “Destroy 2000 Years Of Culture.” That beat kind of goes hard a little bit. What Solomon Childs should have did was just destroy this album. Give this album to your worst enemy as a Christmas gift this year.

OVERALL RATING: 0 out of 5 Cheesesteaks

#solomonchilds #childs_solomon #dapaff #dontaskpermissionaskforforgiveness

Solomon Childs - Don't Ask Permission

BIZARRE – TWEEK SITY 2

This album was God awful. Bizarre should have never ever been a rapper at all. The lyrics suck so bad on this project. The beats are awful. This is just a drug-filled mess all around. There is really nothing good I can say about it at all. I’m mad that I wasted time listening to such garbage. Do not listen to this at all under any circumstances.

OVERALL RATING: 0 out of 5 Cheesesteaks

#bizarre #bizarred12 #bizarresworld #d12 #d-12 #tweeksity2 #tweeksity #detroit

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